Don’t talk to me, talk to my therapist. Black

Don’t talk to me, talk to my therapist.

You’ve done your emotional labor — now it’s outsourced. This tee is brutally honest in the most polite way possible, like a smile with sharp edges. Small talk is a scam and healing is expensive, so let people know your conversational rates up front. Boundaries, but make them wearable.

All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Gray and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.