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Thanks, capitalism.
$22.99
Thanks, capitalism.
For burnout, anxiety, and existential dread — all at 50% off. This shirt drips with irony: gratitude for the system that sells us depression as lifestyle. You’re not ungrateful — just awake.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Gray and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.