Low battery, high standards. Black

Low battery, high standards.

You’re drained, detached, and dangerously selective — a true modern saint. This tee captures the energy of being perpetually exhausted but still too proud to tolerate mediocrity. Coffee can’t save you, but sarcasm might. Wear it as a warning label: if it’s not quality, it’s not getting your 1% charge.

All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.

Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Gray and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.